Attention, Earth people!
We are the dwarf planets, and we demand justice! For far too long, we have been seen as inferior and a “demotion” from the much larger, more popular planets of the Solar System. Well, we have decided that ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! We hacked into that “New Horizons” doohickey and gained access to what you Earth people dub the “Internet” to spread the word of our cause!
So, are you with us?
Click on our names above to learn more about us.