Yo! What’s up? It’s Eris!
In 2005, I was found by some eggheads on Earth named Mike Brown, Chad Trujillo, and David Rabinowitz (it took me HOURS to figure out how to say those names!). Before I got my current name, I was actually named “Xena”, after a warrior princess in some old Earth TV show. I was then named Eris after the Greek goddess of CHAOS! YEAH!! BRING ON THE CHAOS!!!
…Anyways, my discovery actually caused some other Earth eggheads to question if worlds like me and Pluto were actually planets. This is what lead us to become the DWARF PLANETS!
Now, I’m the densest of the dwarf planets, so I might not be all that smart, but I am TOUGH! I’m also the farthest dwarf planet from the Sun, and my orbit can get WILD! I also have one little moon buddy named Dysnomia, who’s named after the Greek goddess of LAWLESSNESS! YEAH!! NO LAW, ALL CHAOS!!!
